|Oh, drat! The page
you sought is nought.
To assuage your sorrow I offer the following selections.
|Click the pretty hand to return to the privatehand.com main page.|
|Click the pretty kitty to visit the Infinite Cat Project.|
|Hungry for humor? Try the Far Left Side.|
|How about a kick-ass game of Cat Bowling?|
|Click the pretty purple thingy for the best sewing site on the web.|
|If you're looking for the animation of Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" click the image to the left.|